Karen tapped Steffi on the shoulder and told her that Miss Peters wanted to see her in her office right away. Steffi finished buttoning her blouse and asked, "Did she say what she wanted?" "Nope," shot back Karen as she hurried out of the locker room, "she didn't seem upset or anything, she just wants to seeya!" "Christ," muttered Steffi, "it's lunch time and I'm being held over after gym class," as she scooped up her towel and gym clothes and stuffed them in her back pack. "Karen said you wanted to see me," Steffi remarked in a questioning voice after knocking on the door frame. "Yes, Steffi, please sit down," commented Miss Peters, "I have something I wish to discuss with you." Steffi sat down and waited patiently for the gym teacher to get to the point while in a matter of fact voice, Miss Peters began, "I've noticed in gym class that during strenuous exercises your breasts seem to bounce much more than normal, I don't know why, but it's bad for your chest muscles to have them banging and moving around so much!" Steffi was dumbfounded at this line of inquiry, but she managed to nod her head in agreement and wait for the teacher to continue. "Now it's quite evident that you have a much larger chest than most of the other girls in your class, but it's important that you take proper care of your breasts so that they don't begin to sag prematurely, so what I want to know is if you are wearing a proper sports bra during gym class," Miss Peters asked? "Oh, yes," Steffi replied quickly, "here it is," she said while fishing it out of her back pack and handed it to Miss Peters who carefully studied the sweaty garment for several seconds before returning her gaze to Steffi. Of course, with a chest your size, this will not do at all," she opined while flipping the gray bra back to Steffi, "this will not do at all!!!" Steffi looked blankly at her teacher, not sure of what she should say or do while Miss Peters asked, "What size bra do you wear under your regular clothes, dear?" "Uh, 36DD," Steffi replied softly, as this line of questioning was beginning to have an erotic effect on the young girl. "How tall are you, and how much do you weigh," asked Miss Peters thoughtfully? "I'm five foot three and one hundred eight pounds," Steffi answered. Rubbing her shin as if in deep thought, Miss Peters questioned, "Does your mother have a large chest too, it sometimes runs in the family?!?" "Oh yes," Steffi replied quickly, "she has a bigger chest than I do, 38E I think, but it's very large!" "I thought so," Miss Peters went on, "I think we have a clearer picture of our problem, don't you?!?" Steffi didn't really see any "problem", but she nodded her head in agreement and waited to see what "solution" Miss Peters would come up with! "I believe the bra you're wearing now gives you quite good support," offered Miss Peters, "so I think it's in your best interest to let me see it so I can recommend the proper bra for your athletic training!" "Y-you want me to take off my bra," asked the eighteen year old doubtfully?!? "Come, come child, I don't have all day, take off your bra and let me see it, right now," ordered her teacher sharply!!! It was the kind of order you just didn't refuse, so Steffi stood up slowly and began unbuttoning her white cotton blouse. The room was rife with sexual tension, and as Steffi shrugged her blouse from her thin shoulders, exposing her large bra encased chest to Miss Peters ogling eyes, Steffi's vagina was soaked with pussy juice! She started to reach around to undo the four hooks holding the back of her bra together, when Miss Peters offered, "Let me help you with that, dear, no use stretching around when I can get it so easily for you!" Steffi stood still as she felt strange warm fingers slipping inside the back of her bra and unhooking it with unusual dexterity. "My, my, four hooks, that is very impressive indeed," Miss Peters commented softly, "now let me help you slip it off!" Standing behind her, Steffi again felt the warm feminine hands sliding around her sides, pulling the large breast holder with them. Her breasts, while huge, had very little sag to them, and Miss Peters' warm hand continued around her waist until they were gently cupping her boobs! Steffi froze in near panic, what should she do, scream??? Run away??? Slap her face??? In the end she did none of the above, she simply stood there and let Miss Peters cup and fondle her bulging chest while she whispered into Steffi's ear, "You have a most remarkable chest, young lady, so firm and full, we wouldn't want excess bouncing and jiggling to harm it, would we!?!" "No, ma'am," an extremely turned on Steffi croaked as Miss Peters removed her hands from her breasts and took her by the shoulders and turned her around so they were facing each other. The lust in Miss Peters' eyes was unmistakable, and Steffi wasn't surprised when the older woman dropped her lip to her large pink nipple and took it greedily into her mouth, sucking and licking it like no one ever had before!!! Steffi's pussy was by now on fire with hunger, and was desperately in need of orgasmic relief, and by keeping her legs tight together, she tried in vain to exert pressure on her throbbing clit! Miss Peters notice the youngster's predicament and asked, "Is your vagina in need, dear, mine certainly is!?!" Steffi nodded vigorously and begged, "Please, help me, I need it so bad!!!" Miss Peters walked over to the door and locked it, returned to Steffi and ordered, "Okay then, let's get off all of our things!!!" Steffi, now in a state of unbelievable sexual excitement, practically tore of her remaining clothing, until she was standing totally naked in front of Miss Peters. She watched in quiet anticipation as her gym teacher stripped off her own panties and bra, revealing a tall wiry frame with a very hairy brown bush and pert firm little boobs. It was like Mutt and Jeff, Steffi being short and sensual with her big tits and wide womanly hips, while Miss Peters was tall, thin and athletic. Miss Peters hugged Steffi to her, and kissed her deeply on the mouth, groaning loudly as their tongues intertwined. As they pulled away for a second, Steffi boldly asked, "Are you a dyke or something!?!" Miss Peters nodded and replied, "Yes, I am, I live with a very feminine woman about your size and build, I'm the boss and she does what ever I tell her too!" "Such as," questioned Steffi?!? Miss Peters looked the teenager in the eye and responded, "On your knees, and eat it, and I mean right now!!!" With her legs spread wide apart, Miss Peters guided Steffi's mouth into her steaming pussy and she went on, "This is what I tell her to do, and I have her do it a lot!!!" Steffi was now in a sexual frenzy!!! The aroma of Miss Peters' vagina was incredible, and she had never smelled or tasted anything so wonderful in her whole life!!! "Eat me you little bitch," spat Miss Peters as she hurtled towards her climax, finger your pussy, you little cunt, I want you to cum with me, bitch, do you understand me?!?" Steffi had already slipped her fingers into her buttery snatch, and her middle finger fairly flew over the head of her erect little clit!!! The smell, the taste, her nipples hard, and her own vagina being masturbated furiously, then--BOOM!!!! Her cunt muscles lurched as her orgasm tore through her quivering pussy, only to be matched by the torrent of pussy juice cascading from the spasming cunt of her gym teacher!!! While they were dressing, Miss Peters came over and cupped and kissed Steffi's nipples one last time and said, "You know that when ever I want them, you've come, got it!?!" Just hearing the bull dyke order her around made her cunt do another somersault, and even though she was only eighteen, from that moment on Steffi knew that she would always be the bitch to some dyke, and while not even answering Miss Peters, she turned to face her and exposed her pussy to her, giving her all the answer she needed!!!
While Maggie sat at the breakfast table eating a bowl of cold cereal she didn't even hear her mother speaking because her thoughts were far away. "Sure mom," she said, as she gave her a peck on the cheek and headed out the door to meet her best friend Kaye down at the corner. It was a mile to school and Maggie had hardly said two words for most of the trip. "What's bugging ya Mags," asked Kaye? "Oh nothing," replied Maggie. "Don't give me that, something for sure is on your mind," said Kaye. "Well....," Maggie hesitated. "Give, what's up," pressed Kaye? "This is a little embarrassing but I've got trouble, you know, down there," said Maggie as she pointed to her crotch, and after a few exchanges back and forth Maggie finally explained to Kaye that her clitoris seemed to be much bigger than it should be! And worse yet her labia seemed to be growing as well! Her whole pussy seemed to be puffed up! Kaye assured her that there was nothing wrong and told her that they would check it out after school. On entering Central High, Maggie tried to put the whole thing out of her mind, maybe Kay was right, nothing to worry about! On the way home from school Maggie acted as if nothing was wrong, and didn't bring up what they had talked about that morning and hoped that Kaye wouldn't either. No such luck! Right away Kaye wanted to get right home and check out Maggie's privates! Maggied started to protest but Kaye just shut her up, took her by the arm, and steered Maggie towards home. Finally in Maggie's room Kaye said, "OK, let's see it!" Reluctantly Maggie slowly began taking off her clothes. Maggie had always been proud of her body, because in eighteen short years she really had the build of a full grown woman, with 36D breasts, a slim waist, wide womanly hips, and long slim legs!!! To be perfectly honest about it, she was a school boy's wet dream! Now, however, she felt very self conscious undressing in front of someone who had seen her nude hundreds of times. After finally slipping of her panties Kay said, "Lay down on the bed and spread your legs." Maggie lay back on the pillows and spread her legs completely exposing herself to her friend's steady gaze. Kaye put her face down close enough to her pussy that she could feel her breath! "Well," asked Maggie? Kaye took her fingers and gently parted Maggie's bush to get a better look. What she saw was stunning, Maggie had not been exaggerating, her clit was at least two or three times its normal size, and her lips too, they were puffed up like a balloon! Another thing that Kaye quickly surmised was that Maggie's pussy was very wet with what looked like sexual excitement! "Mags, you're all wet, are you turned on?" "All the time, Kaye, my clit seems to itch all the time and never stops!" Kaye started to feel her own pussy starting to leak, God, what was happening to her?!? She then did something she had never even dreamed of, with the tip of her index finger she very softly brushed the tip of Maggie's erect clit, and at it's mere touch, Maggie suck in a gulp of air and her pussy jerked spasmodically, and before Maggie could even say a word, Kaye leaned over and took the engorged little organ into her mouth and started to suck it! "What are you doing," a moaning Maggie asked? "I'm going to suck you off, your clit and pussy are absolutely beautiful," her friend gasped softly! With the state her clit was in, Maggie just closed her eyes and let Kaye take care of her pussy, and immediately she could feel her vaginal lips puffing up even bigger than before, her clit was now throbbing due to the sucking Kaye was giving it. Maggie's hands had by now cupped her large chest and were tweaking the hard nipples as her whole body seem to revolve around that damned clit! For weeks now Maggie had been forced to masturbate at least twice a day to keep from climbing the walls, and although she never had thought of herself as gay or bi, right at this moment all she cared about was getting off, Kaye could have been the mailman, her doctor , or her teacher for that matter, and it wouldn't have made any difference!!! Kaye was now totally into sucking Maggie's big clit and she could tell that Maggie was about to blow her load because she was trying to push her whole cunt into Kaye's hot little mouth! All at once Maggie's hips bucked up, and accompaniedby a long low moan, she had a brutally hard orgasm all over Kaye's face! The two girls lay on the bed not moving so much as a muscle, with Kaye's face still resting on Maggie's pussy, so neither one heard the footsteps coming down the hall outside Maggie's bedroom. Like a whip cracking in the air, the door seemed to burst open and standing in the doorway was a dumbfounded Mrs. Anderson, Maggie's mother! "What on earth are you two girls doing," stammered Mrs. Anderson?!? By now Maggie and Kaye had jumped to their feet and were desperately trying to think of an appropriate answer. "Well," Mrs. Anderson snapped?! "Mom, uh, Mom we were, we were just..," mumbled Maggie, unable to say much of anything! Just then Kaye stepped up and said, "Maggie was worried that her vagina and clitoris were oversized and I was checking them out, and well, things just got a little out of hand!" "Maggie, why didn't you come to me with your problems, I'm your mother you know," asked Mrs. Anderson?!? Maggie replied, "I guess I was just too embarrassed to ask you." "Well I could have given you an answer to your question straight away," Mrs. Anderson said. She the proceeded to tell Maggie that all the women in the Anderson family had very large clitorises and labia, and that it was nothing to worry about. The only "problem" would be that Maggie would probably be very highly sexed and need gratification at least twice a day! Maggie gave and audible sigh of relief and told her mom that she already needed to cum at least once a day and sometimes more. Then Mrs. Anderson said, "You know your father takes very good care of me and gets me off in the morning and later at night, an if I need it during the day, I just slip into the rest room at work and use a small vibrator to get myself off, but your father is such a dear too, he usually fucks me in the morning and eats me at night, he's really a wonderful cunt lapper!" "Mom, does Dad like your big vagina and clit," asked Maggie? "He loves it," she replied, "let me show you my cunt so you can see how yours will eventually look!!!" With that, she dropped her skirt to the floor and stood in front of the two girls in a blouse and white sheer panties. Hooking her thumbs in the band she quickly slipped the panties from her hips and kicked them away while Maggie and Kaye then stared at an unreal sight! Mrs. Anderson had shaved her cunt, leaving only the hair above her crack! Her lips and clit were totally bare! Her lips were indeed huge, much bigger even than Maggie's, and poking it's little head out from between the lips was a pink hard clitoris! Kaye could tell that Mrs. Anderson's pussy was at that very moment in a state of extreme arousal and asked softly, "May I touch it Mrs. A.?!?" Without saying a word Mrs. Anderson pulled Kaye's mouth to her slit and ground her clit into her mouth while just Maggie stood there with her mouth hanging open, while watching her best friend eat her mother's pussy! Just seeing them go at it made Maggie's knees go weak so she lay back down on the bed and put her finger deep into her own crack. Mrs. Anderson grabbed Kaye by the back of the head and forced her mouth all over her pussy and Kaye couldn't believe that one pussy could leak so much juice at one time! Soon both mother and daughter were moaning as their orgasms flooded their large vaginas! After a few moments recuperation, Maggie asked her mom if she could get her own vibrator. Mrs. Anderson said she could have hers and that she would pick up another one for herself. She then went on to tell Maggie that it was very very important for her to find an understanding boyfriend, one that would be happy to help her control her powerful sex drive. "Some nights your daddy falls asleep with his mouth on my clit," said Mrs. Anderson, "it takes a man with a lot of patience to help you keep your clit satisfied!!!" "Mrs. A., why do you shave your lips and clit," asked Kaye? "Well, I like the way my pussy looks, Maggie's daddy likes to eat a smooth pussy, and I like to feel my panties push against my bare skin," answered Mrs. Anderson. Seeing that it was now going on five o'clock, Mrs. Anderson got dressed and went down stairs to start supper. Kaye gathered up her books and told Maggie, "You're really lucky to have such a neat mom!" Maggie only smiled and nodded! After Kaye had left, Maggie asked herself, "Now where is that vibrator?!?" 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Dagmars, dairy, dairy makers, dairy pillows, dandies, danglers, dangling participles, dead heat in a zeppelin race, delicate orbs of womanhood, demigods, derds, desperados, dessert, Devil's dumplings, as spoken by Lady Whiteadder in the Blackadder II episode Beer, dick mashers, dick massagers, dick rollers, diddies, ding dongs, dingers, dinghies, dinglebobbers, dingoes, dinners, dirigibles, dirty pillows, distributor caps, domes, donkey's ears, doodads, doorbells, doorknobs, doozers, doozies, doppelgangers, double dribbles, double D's, double trouble, double whammies, doudounes, doughboys, droopers, drums, dual air bags, dual floppies, duckies, deuce-and-a-halves, dueling banjos, dugs, dum dums, dumbbells, dumplings, dunes, durantes, dutch alps, dynamic duo, dynamite. Earmuffs, eclairs, eggplants, eggs, Eigers, el primo torpedoes, elephants, emerson bigguns, emmersomes, enchiladas, epcots, epees, ericas, ewers. Fat bags, feedbags, first base, flapjacks, flappers, flat plains, flesh bulbs, flesh-colored fun bags, flesh fillets, flesh Fujis, flesh melons, floaters, floats, flopdoodles, floppers, flotation devices, floaters, flowers of attitude, fly swatters, fly tetas, fog lights, food for thought, footlights, Fortresses of Breastitude, fried eggs, friends, front end alignment, front porch, frontal elevation, frontal female water wings, frosties, frybabies, fujiyamas, fun bags, fun bubs, fun bubbles, fun domes, funsters, funnel cakes. Gagas, gajoombas, gajungas, garbage bags, garbanzos, Garbos, gazingas, gazelles, gazongas, gazoombas, geegees, geminis, Geraldos, girls, girlie bumpers, girlthangs, glad bags, glands, glandular endowments, globelets, globes, glockenspiels, gnugens, gobstoppers, God's greatest creation, God's milk bottles, Godzillas, golden bozos, golden domes, golden globes, gongas, goobers, good bits, goodies, goodyears, goombas, goonas, grab-ems, grapefruits, gravity magnets, great galloping galoogies, great wobblin' wazoobies, grillwork, groodies, groupies, guavas, gubiczas, gumballs, gumdrops, gunboats, guns, guys. Hakuna mutatas, hallelujahs, hammers, hammocks for two, handfuls, handle bars, handholds, handsets, hand warmers, hangers, hanging cucumbers, happy bags, happy pillows, hat hangers, headbangers, headers, head lamps, headlights, headphones, headsets, healthy set of lungs, heavers, heavy duty honeydews, heavy hangers, hechmas (from South Park), hee-haws, hefties, heifers, helicopters, hematomas, hemispheres, hershey kisses, high beams, high pockets, high-rise weather balloons, hills, Himalayas (for large ones on Asian women), hindenburgs, hinderbinders, hippos, ho hos, hobey J's, hogans, home sweet home, honeydews, honeyholders, honkers, honorarium, hood ornaments, hoohas, hoosiers, hooters, hoots, hoovers, horns, horrorshow bolshy groodies, hot air balloons, hot commodities, hotcakes, hottentots, hounds, the, House of Lords, how's your father's, howitzers, howlers, hubba bubbas, hubcaps, huffies, hug bumps, huge maguffies, huggy bears, hugh jooters, human tetherballs, humdingers, humonganoids, humpin' hooters, hurricane lanterns, Hush Puppies, hypnotizers. ICBMs, ice caps, ice cubes, idahos, igloos, implants, inflatables, Ios, ipsedixits, Isaac Newtons, itty bits, itty bitty titties. Jackalopes, jackanapes, jacks, jaggers, jahoobies, jambalayas, jawbreakers, jelly bells, jemimas, jerry-bilts, jersey cities, jebs, jets, jibs, jigglies, jigglers, jiggly wigglies, jobbers, Jordans, jubblies, juggernauts, juggies, jugglies, jugs, jukes, jumblies, jumbo chickpeas, jumbos, junkers. Kabombas, kadooks, kagemushas, kajoobies, kalamazoos, kanchenjungas, kawangas, kayaks, kazongas, kazoos, keepers, kettle drums, kiwis, knicknacks, knobbers, knobs, knockers, kongas, kos, krunks, kumquats, kus kus. La breas, lactating lungs, lactation station, lactic lobes, lacto grenades, lactoids, ladies' boobies, lady bumps, lady lumps, lampoons, launch codes, lean-to's, lefty 'n' righty, lemons, lethal weapons, leverage, lewd muffins, lightbulbs, lindas, lip fodder, little duckies, little man in the boat, llamas, load stones, loaves, loaves of love, lobes, loblollies, lolas, lollies, lollipops, lollos, lolos, long range tanks, lookers, loomas, lost sheep, love balloons, love handles, love jugs, love kegs, love lumps, love melons, love muffins, love pillows, lovelies, low riders, lucky charms, lug 'ems, lulas, lung covers, lung hammers, lung humps, lung nuts, lungs, lungwarts, luscious lip-smackers. Macaroos, madonnas, magnificent pontoons of love, magookins, maguppies, maharanis, mahatmas, majestic mountains, major dongs, major guns, major league yaboes, major league mammaries, major motion picture material, male-madness inducers, mamacitas, mama's pillows, mambazos, mambajahambas, mammalian protuberances, mammarambas, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary lanes, mammies, mams, mamms, mammouth mounds o' fun, man magnets, man puppets, mangos, mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres), maracas, marangos, maraschinos, marbles, margaritas, marimbas, marshmallows, massage pillows, matching headlights, mau maus, mausers, mazongas, McFloppities, McGees, meatbags, meatballs, meat loaves, meat pillows, meat puppets, melon patch, melons, mesmerizers, milk bags, milk bladders, milk bombs, milk bottles, milk cans, milk Duds, milk fountains, milk jugs, milk kegs, milk makers, milk melons, milk miracles, milk shakes, milk towers, milk wagons, milky sacks of calcium, milky moos, minarets, minesweepers, minnebagos, miras (from the Spanish mirar), missiles, Miss left/right, mobutus, mogambas, mojuba's, the, mommas, mondos, moneymakers, monroes, montezumas, moo moos, moogies, moon pies, moonlight sonatas, mosobs, mother lodes, mounds, mounds of Jello, mountain peaks, mountains, Mount Fujis, mouthwatering scoops of flesh, moveable feast, muchachas, muffins, mulligans, murphies, mushmelons. National Geographics, nature's airbags, nature's founts, nature's little thermometers, naughty bits, naughty pillows, nay-nays, nectarines, neeners, nefertitties, neh-neh, nenes, nevernevers, nibards, niblets, nibs, nice pair of thrupennies, nice set of hands, nice-uns, nichons, nin-nins, ninnies, ninny jugs, nipple-caddies, nipple sundaes, nodes, nodules, noochies, noogies, noonies, norkies, norks (Australian), northern neon-beamed headlights, nortons, nose cones, nuclear warheads, nuggs, nummy juggs, nukes, num-nums. Obelisks, oblations, oboes, omigods, ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah's, oompas, Oppenheimers, oracles, oran, orbs, orly owls, ostrich eggs, ottomans, overhang, overstuffed cushions, overstuffed pillows. Padding, paducahs, pagodas, pair, pair of problems, palms, palookas, Pamelas, pancakes, papayas, parabolas, pare-chocs (bumpers), parrots, part numbers, party bags, party hats, party passes, pastor baiters, pastries, paw patties, peaches, peacocks, peakers, peaks, pears, pebbles, pects, peepers, pencil erasers, pendulums, penis pillows, perkies, perkos, perpetual entertainment, personal flotation devices, pies, Pike's Peaks, pillows, pimples, ping pings, pink-nosed puppies, pinkies, pips, planetoids, pleasant eminences, pleasure mounds, pleasure peaks, plentifuls, plucktifuls, plums, plumpers, plumpies, pneumatic bliss, pods of lust, pokers, polygons, pompoms, ponderosas, pontoons, poppinjays, portable typewriters, potatoes, praise Gods, presidential pair, pretty-pretties, professors, proof that God exists, protuberances, PT boats, pumpkin patch, pumpkins, pumps, puppies, pushmatahas, pyramids. Quakers, quantities, quantum heaps, quasars, queen-missiles, quit-its, quonset huts. Rack, rackage, radar domes, radials, raisins, Ralph Waldo Emersons, rampolenes, Rangoons, rat bashers, Raquels, raspberry ripples, reasons to live, red carpets, resume, the, rib balloons, rib bumpers, rib cushions, rib flaps, rivets, roberts, rockets, Rockies, Romans, roploplos, rositas, rotors, rotundas grandes, roundabouts, roundies, roundtrippers, round mounds of get down, ruby reds, Rudolphs, running lights. Saggers, saggies, salamanders, sams, sandbags, Sapphos, satellites, schmeebs on those nortons, schooners, scones, scooby snacks, scoops, scud missiles, searchlights, set, shabba-dos, shakers, shebas, shelf, shermans, Sherman tanks, shimmies, shirt potatoes, shirt stuffers, shivarees, shlobes, shmozobs, shock absorbers, shoe buffers, show stoppers, Sierra Madres, silos, silver stars, sin pillows, sisters, skeeter bites, skeeter chews, ski slopes, ski slopes to Heaven, skin sacks, slappers, slutskers, smart set, smoothies, smuggling raisins, snack rack, snack trays, snoogans, snootchie bootchie nootchies, snorbs, snow cones, snow tires, snowy prominences, snuggle pups, sockdollagers, sopapillas, space aliens, spark plugs, specials, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres, spinaroonies, splazoingas, spongecakes, spontaneous combustibles, spooge buttons, spuds, squashers, squeaky toys, stacks, stash in the dash, stocking stuffers, strap tangers, stratus-spheres, stress busters, stripper's ATMs, stuff, stuffing, stun grenades, sturgeons, sucklebags, sugar cubes, sugar melons, sugar plums, super droopers, supernauts, sultanas, sweater bumpers, sweater cows, sweater kittens, sweater meat, sweater melons, sweater mittens, sweater puffs, sweater puppets, sweater puppies, sweater stuffers, sweat glands, sweetrolls. Ta-tas, Tahitis, talents, tallapoosas, tamales, tambourines, tankers, tassels, tastycakes, tater tots, tats, tatters, tatties, tattlers, teacups, teatolas, teats, tee pees, teetees, teeters, tentacles, terrible twos, terrible twosome, tetons, thangs, thank yous, they're in my face! (For short people), thingamajigs, thingamajugs, thingies, things, thoughtful orbs, thousand pities, thirty-eights, thrupennies (Cockney rhyming slang: "tits"), thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang: "tits"), thwackers, ticket punchers, ticket sellers, tidbits, tig bitties, tig ol' bitties, time stoppers, time zones, tiots (tee-ots), tippers, tishomingos, titbits, tits, titskis, titter, titties, Titticacas, titty tats, TNT's, tobacco pouch, tomatoes, tom-toms, tongue depressors, tongue twisters, tonsils, toolbags, tooters, tootsie pops, Top bollocks, top bollox, top heavy, Tora Boras, torpedoes, tortillas, tortugas, totos, totties, towers, towering twin peaks, tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference), traffic stoppers, treasure (sunken chest), tribbles, triple D's, turaluras, twangers, tweakers, tweekers, tweeters, twin cities, twin mounds, twin peaks, twins, the, two puppies in a burlap bag, twofers, tympanis, type 2s. Uberalles, U-boats, udders (also 'Udds'), uhurus, umbrellas, umlauts, umpa lumpas, unidentified bouncing objects, upper karoos, upper ten, USDAs, utopia. Van Dorens, victrolas, volcanoes, volksvanins, volumes, volvos, voos. Wa-wa pedals, wabs, wahwahs, waldos, Wally Jumblatts, Wally wispoppers, Walters, wanna Bs, warheads, warts, water balloons, watermelons, weapons, weapons of mass distraction (WMD's), wedding tackle, whammers, whapoons, whatchacallems, whim whams, white rabbits, whoo-hoos, whoopies, whoppers, wibbly wobbly wonders, widebodies, wigglers, wigwams, wilsons, windbags, windjammers, windmills, windshield wipers, winnebagos, wipers, wobblers, wobbly-bobbly funbags, woman-pecs, womanhood, wonder twins, wonderments, wongas, wonkas, woodymakers, woofers, wookies, wopbopaloobops, workbench, World Trade Centers, wows, wreaths. Xenoliths, X-rateds, X-ray glasses, xylophones. Yabbos, yabos, yahoos, yahtzees, yam bags, yams, yanni, yayas, yazoos, yeast dough, ying yangs, yippies, yitties, yolandas, yomamas, yoo-hoos, yowsers, yubees, yum-yums, yummies, yugos. Z-bras, zeppelins, ziggurats, ziggys, zingers, zippys, zonkers, zoom zooms, zoombas, zoomers, zwiebacks, ZZ Tops. Ammayi bayili (Telugu); An Bord Bainne (Irish-language. Literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland); avant-postes (outposts); avant-scenes (Apron - of stage);, Bakunyuu (enormous breasts in Japanese); boites-a-Lait (milk bottles); brustwarzen (German, lit. breast warts); avanteges; amortisseurs (shock absorbers); balcon; channulu (Telugu); chuchi (Hindi); deux oeufs sur la plat (French: two eggs on a plate); du monde au balcon (French; size-dependent: literally, "to have the world on one's balcony"); Fahrvergnügens (from the Volkswagen advertising campaign); flotteurs; genaustahagens; gomas (Spanish); grand jeans (French); grand tetons; il y a du beau monde (said of a generously endowed woman - literally "Here we have some nice people".); kyonyuu (huge breasts in Japanese); mamas (Portuguese word for normal size tits); maminhas (Portuguese word for small tits); mamões (Portuguese word for big tits; the fact it's the same word for papayas makes an opportunity for puns); matiti (Swahili); melones (Spanish); oppai (Japanese); orejitas (Spanish); pechos (Latin American Spanish); tatas (corruption of Tetas); tetas (Portuguese); tetas (Spanish); tette (Italian); Titti and Totti (German). 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